when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in
do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film